Saturday, October 30, 2010

Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the ketchup


Funeral services will be held at dinner.

Yes, Professor?


I'm not a smart alec.... noooooo.

The latest form of panhandling


Desserts are extra...

Line starts here


Are they expelled because they jumped, or did they jump because they were expelled?

A typical day on the Highway


This is what I do EVERYDAY, don't you?

Cages for children


This inexpensive model is very versatile, you can sit on it, place things on it, and use it as general furniture!

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!


And the congregation yelled "AMEN!!"

Child Labor


Do the dishes, THEN you can have breakfast!

A fate worse than death


"Enslaved by Ducks"

Jamaica gone cannibalistic


Got any for American jerks?

But you see, officer....


You can't really read it, but the back of it says "hookers wanted."

Captain obvious gone wrong


Is it or is it not?

Watch for the Asylum escapees


Crazy man with the monkeys say What?

There's ALWAYS a catch...


The most ironic part of this is that it was the label for a swimsuit. Maybe it's not really irony though, maybe that's their scheme. You take off your clothes and you lose a couple pounds instantly anyway!

The truths we hold dear


Why explain a perfectly understandable thing?

Get yours now!


This headline worries me a little...

I'm telling my mommy on you!


My mommy always told me to finish my vegetables because people in Africa were starving. Are you telling me that now I SHOULDN'T eat? I'm confused

The NEW Orange Juice


This Passover don't forget your orange juice!

College student's Dream


Finals week special: Free Donuts and Scantrons. Because EVERYONE needs a donut with their scantron.. or is it that everyone needs a scantron with their donut? Hmmmmmm

Can I have a 13 ounce?


Any 12 oz size. Nope, sorry not that one.... no, we're out of that one too. Dang it, I said TWELVE ounce! We just add the "any" to make you feel like you have other options.

We pride ourselves in our lack of redundancy.


But that doesn't mean we can't be oxymorons.

Mystery shopper


I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean when they consider you a mystery shopper. However, this is definitely The epitome of assorted... No one ever said they had to tell you what was in the assortment.

Case of the Cone Caper


No I DON'T know where your ice cream cones went. I'm innocent, I swear! You can't prove it... besides, I'm cute!

Sex sells


Oh the art of the double entendre.

Well rounded


Even my CAR thinks it is diverse...

Baffling animals


As opposed to incomplete horse? How did they fit it in the cage? Is it like a MINI-mini horse? So many questions, so few answers.

Ladies man


They're startin' them younger and younger...

Paranoia


I tell you, the gnomes are trying to take over the world! We're all much safer this way.

Special at your local store


I gotta go find a salesperson!

Soakin up the sun


This is what happens when you live in Arizona and don't let the cat out. At least they hid the alcohol! haha

Revenge on the Dentist


Who DOESN'T love a three foot tall cotton candy?

Dream BIG


Someday I'm gonna be a BIG dog and ride around in the back of trucks! (umm, sorry, you'll never get much bigger poor girl)

Baby fashion


Ohhh yeah. Alvin's the man!

Pyros needed


Dangerous question to pose at a popular eating place for the pyro-aged person..

Shopping "how not to"


Nah, this is just our weekly shopping trip! Where's my other cart?

This was a good chunk of the stuff we bought for our trip to Disneyland. There were 2 of us shopping...

No thanks?


Cue the environmentalist complaints....

Reducing expenses


After all, who needs an extra piece of wood layin' around? Where's your sense of adventure!?

US Government 101


'nuff said

Trust me on the sunscreen


Please oh please don't forget the sunscreen. It's painful, trust me. I still have the proof. Can you say perma-tan?

Me no speaky English


Advertising fail... yet again. If it's hands free why are the people on the package using their hands?

Saving money....


And this is how we fit 4 people in one bed. Who needs two hotel rooms?

Parenting young children 101


Parents, feed your children BEFORE they are this tired.... "Sooooo gooooood. I couldn't put it down for anything!"

J.R.R. Tolkien in Vegas


Watch for moving trees.... Walk soft and speak sloooooooowly.

4th of July Awesomeness


Oh yeah, that's right. We rock. Kenneth's number for the 4th of July parade was 42. He drove his Willys towing his teeny two (airplane) on the trailer. We were pretty much the awesomest entry in the whole thing.

Go away.


I can't.... quite.... make... ah heck. Go away, I'm taking a nap.

Topless


So if you go topless you can go more often? more miles? or is this a driver-specific thing as in you can get further with the driver? hmmmmmmm..... Greyhound, not your best advertising scheme. hehe

Utopia


I have a dream that one day all things will be profitable in educating a society.... Or maybe I just have to giggle at the thought of having a vending machine with books and toys in it. Geniusness!!

Penguin!


MY favorite spin on an old childhood classic.

Picky picky


Does this mean all the garbage from your passenger seat floor that has piled up? Or maybe the unwanted passengers?

The Five seasons of Victoria


Could someone please explain this to me? I've always learned there were FOUR seasons. What's the other one called? Sprallintumer?