Funeral services will be held at dinner.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Line starts here
Are they expelled because they jumped, or did they jump because they were expelled?
Cages for children
This inexpensive model is very versatile, you can sit on it, place things on it, and use it as general furniture!
There's ALWAYS a catch...
The most ironic part of this is that it was the label for a swimsuit. Maybe it's not really irony though, maybe that's their scheme. You take off your clothes and you lose a couple pounds instantly anyway!
I'm telling my mommy on you!
My mommy always told me to finish my vegetables because people in Africa were starving. Are you telling me that now I SHOULDN'T eat? I'm confused
College student's Dream
Finals week special: Free Donuts and Scantrons. Because EVERYONE needs a donut with their scantron.. or is it that everyone needs a scantron with their donut? Hmmmmmm
Can I have a 13 ounce?
Any 12 oz size. Nope, sorry not that one.... no, we're out of that one too. Dang it, I said TWELVE ounce! We just add the "any" to make you feel like you have other options.
Mystery shopper
I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean when they consider you a mystery shopper. However, this is definitely The epitome of assorted... No one ever said they had to tell you what was in the assortment.
Case of the Cone Caper
No I DON'T know where your ice cream cones went. I'm innocent, I swear! You can't prove it... besides, I'm cute!
Baffling animals
As opposed to incomplete horse? How did they fit it in the cage? Is it like a MINI-mini horse? So many questions, so few answers.
Soakin up the sun
This is what happens when you live in Arizona and don't let the cat out. At least they hid the alcohol! haha
Dream BIG
Someday I'm gonna be a BIG dog and ride around in the back of trucks! (umm, sorry, you'll never get much bigger poor girl)
Shopping "how not to"
Nah, this is just our weekly shopping trip! Where's my other cart?
This was a good chunk of the stuff we bought for our trip to Disneyland. There were 2 of us shopping...
Reducing expenses
After all, who needs an extra piece of wood layin' around? Where's your sense of adventure!?
Trust me on the sunscreen
Please oh please don't forget the sunscreen. It's painful, trust me. I still have the proof. Can you say perma-tan?
Me no speaky English
Advertising fail... yet again. If it's hands free why are the people on the package using their hands?
Parenting young children 101
Parents, feed your children BEFORE they are this tired.... "Sooooo gooooood. I couldn't put it down for anything!"
4th of July Awesomeness
Oh yeah, that's right. We rock. Kenneth's number for the 4th of July parade was 42. He drove his Willys towing his teeny two (airplane) on the trailer. We were pretty much the awesomest entry in the whole thing.
Topless
So if you go topless you can go more often? more miles? or is this a driver-specific thing as in you can get further with the driver? hmmmmmmm..... Greyhound, not your best advertising scheme. hehe
Utopia
I have a dream that one day all things will be profitable in educating a society.... Or maybe I just have to giggle at the thought of having a vending machine with books and toys in it. Geniusness!!
Picky picky
Does this mean all the garbage from your passenger seat floor that has piled up? Or maybe the unwanted passengers?
The Five seasons of Victoria
Could someone please explain this to me? I've always learned there were FOUR seasons. What's the other one called? Sprallintumer?
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